The World's Longest Joke In The World

by Rainbow Tigers

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    This is the electro-folk soundtrack to The World's Longest Joke In The World, a musical about the The World's Longest Joke In The World. It should be noted that both the album and the musical are not actually the World's Longest Joke In The World, but preparation for the experience of hearing The World's Longest Joke In The World, should you happen to hear it someday.

    The musical debuted in 2014 at a theater in San Francisco called The Lost Church and all four performances sold out. During the original run, the band was called Shing Shong and now perform as Rainbow Tigers.

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This is the electro-folk soundtrack to The World's Longest Joke In The World, a musical about the The World's Longest Joke In The World. It should be noted that both the album and the musical are not actually the World's Longest Joke In The World, but preparation for the experience of hearing The World's Longest Joke In The World, should you happen to hear it someday.

The musical debuted in 2014 at a theater in San Francisco called The Lost Church. During the original run, the band was called Shing Shong and now perform as Rainbow Tigers.

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released July 15, 2016

Jaso'n k'Lleinberg: singing, guitar, violin, omnichord
Eva Langman: singing

Jake Wood: drums on 2, 3, 4, 8
John Willhoite: drums on 6, 11, 12
Joel Murach: bass on 11, 12
Taylor Agliplay, Michelle, Christiansen, Katie Presley and Anthony Meade: horns on 4
Mike Winger: mixed 4,6,8,11,12
Sean Beresford: mixed 2, 3, 8
j.kleinberg: mixed 1, 7, 13-18

Sonja van Hamel: created art and Cd design

Michael Romanowski mastered it

YOU: listened to it. Thanks...

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Rainbow Tigers San Francisco, California

Rainbow Tigers is a San Francisco duo that sing songs about Princess Leia, dirty socks, joy, sadness, everything, nothing and Perez Hilton.

Jaso’n k’Leinberg plays with Diego’s Umbrella and is fond of run-on sentences. Eva is a drama and creative writing teacher, and is the type of poet that waits for inspiration to strike, which is what everyone warns against.
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Track Name: Joke About The Things You Really Feel
Joke about the things you really feel
Single now, nicknamed the third wheel, ha ha ha,
Have fun returning to the dating scene
Now everyone but me is laughing, ha ha ha,

CHORUS 1:
The things you really feel...
I can’t tell what’s made up can’t tell what is real
You joke about the things, the things you really feel

Joke about the things you really fear
I don’t get it everything is weird ha ha ha,
sittin here starin at my phone
probably just grow old, die alone,

everyone but me is laughing, don’t know what they’re laughing about [2x]
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing about

CHORUS 2:
The things you really feel...
I can’t tell what’s made up can’t tell what is real
Do we laugh together, are you laughing at me?
You joke about the things, the things you really feel
Track Name: She's A Clown
She’s a clown
Flip flop pants drop to the ground
Turnin’ your frown upside down
She’s a clown She’s a clown She’s a clown

She’s a clown
Last Call pratfall on the ground
wakin’ up in the lost and found
She’s a clown She’s a clown She’s a clown

She’s a clown
In The lion cage with the rage runnin round
You never see her when she’s down
She’s a clown She’s a clown She’s a clown
Track Name: Funny World
Be yourself but lose some weight
try to be good try to be great
you will be happy in the world
if you find that perfect girl

bombs rain from the sky
hear the children cry
your cell phone can’t be found
this is what really brings you down


it’s a funny world...

do to others as to yourself
if you don’t you’ll go to hell
the greatest gift is the present
i can’t wait for that to happen

it’s a funny world...
Track Name: Stuff And Things
You ask me what’s going on
All I got for you’s this song
Much is good though things are rough
Much thinking thinking bout much
Stuff and things Things and stuff
The joy they bring is never enough

Now hear this this is here now
Forget the why remember the how
Up and down and all around
Gotta lose for you to be found
When everything becomes nothing
Then everything will make you sing
Stuff and things Things and stuff
Talk a lot but don’t say much

my 8th grade English teacher said that when writing compositions one should not use the word thing
it wasn’t specific, not nearly as terrific a word
as say, corndog or bra strap
When all else fails remember that God is in the details
I took her advice because she was so nice
Actually, secretly had a crush on her
but in spite of what may be right
I still like to sing about
Stuff and things Things and stuff
It’s all too much it’s never enough
Track Name: Yeah No
Yeah No


I footloosed in, I moonwalked out
She make me feel like Pavlov’s dog
Feel like a bum, feel like a king
Don’t feel nothing in between
Gonna get gone gonna go go go
Gonna forget everything so I can know


CHORUS:
I know, yeah no
You know, yeah no

loch ness monster lives under the sea...
It’s his fault we all feel so lonely
Watch out for aliens they come from outer space
Landed on earth became the human race
foreigners eat weird food in foreign lands
why they due that i cannot understand
why would anyone wanna live over there
instead of america where everything is fair?

CHORUS

nothing will bring you success
nothing will make you suck less
nothing will make you feel sad
nothing will make you feel glad

CHORUS
Track Name: Running Joke
CHORUS:
Running Running Running Running Running Running Running Joke
I’m a Running Running Running Running Running Running Running Joke

Oh oh oh
Can’t wait to get out of the door
Go, go, go
Gon run til I don’t run no more

CHORUS

Tired now of the joke
Please let it go...
NO NO NO!

CHORUS

Ho ho ho
Now laughing face down on the floor
Oh oh oh
I’m gonna get up, run some more

Running running on [2x]
On and on and on and on and...

CHORUS

Come run with me my sweet one

My race is over
Track Name: Three Chord Song
Your whole life is a three chord song
Everything rhymes, nothing goes wrong
In your three chord song, don’t wonder what to do
She’s with you at night, to see you through
Oooo

In your three chord song, live a life without care
And everyone you’ve ever loved, you’ll find them there
In your three chord song you walk down the street
Holding her hand singin dee dee dee dee dee
Dee deee…

solo

Your whole life is a three chord song
At times it will drag and seem long…
Until it’s gone
Track Name: The Wrong Song
Another Wrong song


You’re playing country music at a psychedelic mushroom party
do your best but it’s still the worst night of your life say it’s alright
wish that you could cry wish you could fly away from here to be with someone dear
but you’re standing on the curb tryin to change a tire wearing a stupid halloween costume
trying, trying hard to be right, now it’s clearly further outta site.

CHORUS
yer wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong
can’t do nothin’ right so i sing
wrong wrong wrong

all your friends they try to help you but their love it seems to drown you
ungrateful son of a bitch don’t you know that you are rich
be mindful take off your blindfold try to help old ladies across the street
don’t lose heart as the world falls apart
the world is insane so you feel the pain cause

CHORUS

bridge:
...tried to write a third verse to the song
but the words came out forced and unnatural

you try to be right
try to be right
try to be right

you try to be right
try to be right
try to be right
try to be right
try to be right
I tried!!

CHORUS
Track Name: Strange And Beautiful Thing
It’s strange and beautiful thing
The joy and sadness you bring
You’re always here but can never be found
Maybe one of these days I’ll figure it out

Don’t try
Go out and fly
Know:

It’s a strange and beautiful thing
The makes me sit here and sing
Ride the waves or let them pass by
Either way you’ll never know why

Don’t try
Go out and fly
Know:

It’s a strange and beautiful thing
Track Name: Another Cliche Song
a cliche song

always look on the bright sight of life
sweeter is the berry the sharper the vine
all good things come to those who wait
life is hard then you die haste makes waste
beauty’s in the eye of the beholder
you cannot judge a book by its cover
gotta break a few eggs to make an omlette
the journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step

chorus
i believe that every cliche is true, so are you
when you’re feeling bad when you’re feeling sad
rememberin all the good times you had
when you can’t decide when you wanna hide
when you feel like you been takin for a ride

don’t worry be happy shit happens same shit different day
if you can’t beat join em or so they say
you are unique like everyone else
nobody’s perfect you can only change yourself
the more things change the more they stay the same
when god gives you lemons you make lemonade
live and let live live free or die
life is good cause its all good live and learn cause life is life

chorus
i believe that every cliche is true, so are you
when you’re feeling bad when you’re feeling sad
rememberin all the good times you had
when you can’t decide when you wanna hide
when you feel like you been takin for a ride

i believe that every cliche is true, so are you
when you’re feeling bad when you’re feeling sad
rememberin all the good times you had

i believe that every cliche is true, so are you
so are you, so are you
Track Name: The World's Longest Joke In The World (finale)
It's The World's Longest Joke In The World!

You had to be there...
Track Name: Thank You For Listening (bonus track)
Thank you for listening to this album which will prepare you for the experience of The World's Longest Joke In The World